Fun Corner

This has been going around the net for quite some time but I have never seen it so complete all in one. So here goes, enjoy a little, laugh a little.

Part I

Part II

Part III

Part IV

Part V

And finally


Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:

Compounding is the Eighth Wonder of the World....... 
.................Albert Einstien


Contributed by
Ms. Sudha Manoj
Academic Head

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Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I'm unmarried! At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa

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On a romantic date Sardar's girl friend asks him "Darling on our
engangement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your phone
number?
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A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have an Aitel phone but still Hutch network is following me.

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 Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crore
after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20
Rs back.!
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN,
NO MATCH!"

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Postman:- I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Sardar:- why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....

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What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

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Sardar proposed a girl......Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'. Sardar
said: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year.

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